This post is dedicated to all of the foods that take more time to access then they do to eat. I realize that this post will make me sound like a grade A, generation Y, let’s just microwave everything douche bag. However, I feel that it needs to be said so I will gladly dawn my douche badge tomorrow
struggle foods….prepare to GET DELT WIT.
1. Chicken Wings
WTF..First of all, whose idea was it to eat somethings wing. Correct me if Im wrong..but I was always taught that wings are light weight and made to float on air. HOW DOES THAT MAKE GOOD FOOD?? My “beef” (hehe see what I did there?) with chicken wings is that I literally have to disassemble what appears to be nature’s time bomb to access a snatch of meat. A. SNATCH. I’m not saying wings can’t be used for other purposes…I’m sure they would make for good chicken stock. The bones would be great if ground up for voodoo practices and witchery. BUT PLEASE STOP GIVING THEM TO ME AT FOOTBALL PARTIES. I am trying desperately to concentrate on that little yellow line moving across a large green football field. Asking me to simultaneously tear apart a chicken’s wing is just too much.
Boba’s are delicious and they should be illegal. Never in my life have I encountered a more deadly food. Typically, when foods are slippery, gummy and the exact size and circumference of a human wind pipe, we would consider them a choking hazard. BUT NOT BOBA. We jam 100’s of them into a little cup and drink with reckless abandon. Boba should come with a warning…maybe they do and I’m to busy risking my life to read the warning label.
Apparently, oranges constitute struggle food and I will let my best friend tell you why.